Strange Things Are Happening!
Baseball as a Contact Sport: The West Michigan Whitecaps – the low A affiliate of the Detroit Tigers, where our Cape League friend Will Rhymes is hitting a robust .350 – somehow saw fit to invite scores of children to participate in a “cash drop” on the outfield grass yesterday, only to see two seven-year-olds emerge with injuries. The promotion involved pushing about $1000 worth of bills out of a helicopter and letting the contestants keep all they could grab. Unfortunately, it appears there was little effort to separate the little kids from the big ones, and perhaps predictably, a small boy was taken to the hospital after being trampled, and a small girl was left with a bloody lip after being pushed to the ground. Team spokeswoman Katie Kroft was quoted as saying, “This is why we have everybody sign a waiver,” but this sure doesn’t seem to be the right response. Never mind the utter lack of responsibility this embodies: just how excited does anyone think those children will be the next time their family suggests they all go to the ballgame?
One Run for the Price of Two: Baltimore Oriole Javy Lopez yesterday proved it is possible to hit a home run with a man on base and to come away with just one RBI. Coming to the plate following a Miguel Tejada single, Lopez smashed a ball to deep center field, and Angels’ defender Darin Erstad leaped to make the catch. For a few critical seconds, no one was sure whether Erstad had come down with the ball. In the confusion, Lopez ran and Tejada retreated, and when Lopez passed his teammate on the basepath, he was duly called out. However, since it turned out Erstand was unable to make the play, Tejada came around to score on what started out as a homer, but became an official RBI single. Now, there’s something you don’t see every day!
Just How Dumb Do You Have to Be? It’s hard to imagine, but apparently there are four minor leaguers who didn’t get the memo about baseball’s new, tougher, drug policies. Last week, the commissioner’s office announced that farmhands from the Reds’, Mets’, and Royals’ organizations were being suspended for 50 games for violating the terms of the new program. By name, they are Ramon Ramirez and Justin Mallet (Reds), Waner Mateo (Mets), and Ryan Rafferty (Royals), and they are listed here as a send-off of sorts because we’ll probably never hear of them again.
Left, Left; Left, Right, Left: Assuming no last minute changes are made, the Red Sox will end up facing six left-handed starters in the 10 games on the current home stand. MLB.com points out that this echoes a stretch last July in which the Sox opposed starting southpaws in six consecutive games. It’s hard to say whether this is just the luck of the draw or part of an orchestrated plan, but it clearly hasn’t affected the club’s ability to win – instead, the early returns indicate it is the Sox’s ability to pitch well that makes all the difference. And for baseball purists like me, isn’t that really how it ought to be?